Further Evidence....
...that I am in fact not a man at all. Last year, these luscious sandals you see to the left wrapped their delicate tendrils around my heart. Since then, I have thought of little else. Little (nay, virtually no) sleep was to be had; every moment, my waking mind was consumed with desire for them.These sandals, Keen "Newports," in the "Steel" color, are finally mine. Am I a hippy? Perhaps. Am I slightly womanish? This, likewise, cannot be disputed.
Now, as they wrap my weary feet in their quasi-celestial embrace, I can hear an angelic note...as if crowds of seraphim are delighting in my every step, showering glories from on high, to wake the sons of man to the pleasures of these inestimable sandals.
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Saturday, May 13, 2006.
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They're better than Tevas! I have a pair in brown, they are super swell. :0)
Yes, Anonymous Stranger...Keens are the Platonic forms to which Tevas aspire to--but will sadly never--become.
To be fair, my Tevas have held up mighty well for the last six or seven years, but I have observed clandestine spies (or perhaps...ninjas?) covertly harvesting the sludge that grows on them. What dark purpose this serves, I shudder to hypothesize. I fear that one day its distilled horror may be released upon the world as a biological weapon of apocalyptic proportions.
can't be bothered to log in to blogger; this is Ian, and I only have one word for you: shoodles. Actually though, they do look pretty cool.
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